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Today I beat my personal record for most days lived

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They should hand out a gold medal to the oldest person on earth during each olympics, because life is the toughest sport there is

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School is where you learn what to Google.

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Restaurants should hang their dessert menus on the inside of the bathroom stalls and at the top have it read, “since you’re making more room..”

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white person:
*farts on camera*
ellen:
'well I just loved your video! here's 10 thousand dollars to get your life started!'

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Fairfield Porter, 1962

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